Scared of the Dark?

No, I am most certainly not. You see, that would mean that I am nyctophobic. Which I am not!No dear children, what I am, is an Automatonophobic Melanophobic Lupophobiac. This means that I have a fear of black wolves that are animatronic, wax figures, or in any other means falsely represented.  Odd fear, huh?

The reason behind this?Simple. I watched the Neverending Story at a young age and ended up scarred for life. Let me tell you, that movie's freakin' scary! Still gives me nightmares. It's so bad, I still can't watch the movie, nor can I even look up pictures on Google from the movie. I tried once, nearly died from a panic attack. Never again will I try such a foolish thing!

I have other fears too, but none are so horrible as that one. I can honestly say though, that I am not afraid of wolves in their natural, live form. I think they're beautiful and wonderful creatures that should be preserved, not hunted because they've been marked as 'pests'.

Therefore, now that I've expressed my fear and expressed my feelings toward the object of my fear, I think I can safely call this post done.

On that note, isn't this wolf adorable?!:D